here's the second verse for whomever....

The van took ground on the curb of this uncharted funky bar,
with Hilary, and Michael too,
the drummer, and the bassist,
the acoustic, the harpist and electric guitarist,
here on Hilary’s Tour.......

So this is the tale of our touring band,
they're here for a couple of hours.
They'll have to make the best of things,
it's an non paying job.
it's an non paying job.......
The first mate and her skipper too,
will do their very best,
to make the others comfortable,
in this dark and dingy mess..........